Month of April, year 2009.

Core content intact, including disgustingly low-res centerfold.

But what about a carol, I hear no one asking? Well then:

It's the most horrible time of the year!
With the nights getting longer,
The evil is stronger,
And there's much to fear!
It's the most horrible time of the year!..

It's the unhappiest season of all!
When your knuckles are whitening
From visions so frightening
You must not recall!
It's the unhappiest season of all!..

Great Cthulhu is calling,
And sanity's falling,
And cultists are roaming the land;
With the darkness descending
Our destiny's bending
To forces we can't understand!

It's the most horrible time of the year!
There'll be ritual killing,
And omens fulfilling
As Old Ones appear!
It's the most horrible time of the year...

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Everything "Genus" posted to date.
Customary rant.