Original upload by Pokom: /g/2889643/a25b7c465c/

Japanese (RAW): /g/2889643/a25b7c465c/

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>I don't know Japanese

Man, fuck off.

rough translation (just a sample).

Page 1
EN: How much for a blowjob?
JP: 生中できる？フェラは？
Intent: Where's 生中できる? This is slang. He's also not asking how much for a bj.

Page 2
EN: what do you say gal
JP: イチゴでどう？
Intent: More compensated dating slang. This one's hilarious because you'd never actually get a machine translator to know the meaning.

Page 2
EN: Two... no, three
JP: ２・・・いや３！
Intent: This is related to the previous line. He's actually increasing the price he's willing to pay.

Page 2
EN: I'll give you five!
JP: じゃあ５で！
Intent: Same as above.

Page 2
EN: Damn it... Even though she's so young, she's about to give me a blowjob.
JP: クソッ・・・ガキのくせに吹っ掛けやがって
Intent: 吹っ掛 does not mean blowjob.

Page 2
EN: When you play around with adults
JP: 大人をナメると
Intent: She's not "playing around". She's disrespecting him.

Page 3
EN: You really are an old man
JP: ソーロー
Intent: Not what that word means. At all.

Page 7
EN: I'd make their dicks swell so they'll look like monkeys
JP: アタシにかかれば全員チンポおったてて猿みたいになるんだから
Intent: おったてて = おっ立てる. Also, it's not about them being/looking like actual monkeys, but rather it refers to the bestial nature of monkeys. It's a common trope in JP. Monkeys = guys who are constantly horny and think with their dicks.

Page 8
EN: That can't be true!
JP: そんなわけないだろう！
Intent: Idk why this is worded like she revealed to him who killed Kennedy. "Obviously not!"

Page 8
EN: Or is there something wrong? Gross lol
JP: つかんなかボッキしてない？キモｗ
Intent: ボッキ is the key to why this entire sentence is wrong.

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Sad to see a good one from poccora being treated like this T.T

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HOT DAMN GYARU WITH LEOPARD PRINT. MY WEAKNESS.
A pity the translation is bad, guess I'll just enjoy the amazing art.

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