Translation: KirbyDances
Editing: Take a guess :P

...what an odd premise for a book.

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Even if you don't touch the gutters, a bit of leveling wouldn't hurt.

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We just might make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well, regardless I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean, than to stay here and die on this shithole island spending the rest of my life talking to a goddamn VOLLEYBALL!

WILSON!

(Well in her case a strange chicken doll, lol.)
Edit: If you don't know that quote, you missed a good film... "Cast Away"

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Azunyan is so cute~
Makes me wanna watch K-ON again.

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Wow this is so random and amazing. I loved it. The end gave me this happy warm feeling. Cast Away and K-ON, who knew this would happen! Clearly only the writer. lol

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Take a story from another entertainment medium, replace characters with little girls, shut up and take otaku money.
Ah Japan.

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Cast Away + Azunyan = Best combination.

YUUUUIIIII!!!!

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What a cool idea. ^^

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