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>Phone fees
>On a 1-800 number

I don't think that's actually possible? 1-800s are free, 1-900s are pay, last I heard.

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wow this state farm insurance looks really different lol

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"Like a good neighbor, Elf hole is here!"
Oh wow, my hand went straight to my dick!

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That was a pretty bizarre read, lol.

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oh dear god there is a death stranding joke in here also.

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Aw no free trial for me. Boo.

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It's "Elves", dammit, not "Elfs". Fap session ruined.

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@penchinon
Don't be so sure. Insurers will always find a way to screw you.

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