(inhale)...sigh...light's up a cigarette

Base +7, Bud_1911 +7, godoftimes +6, iamhere23 +14

Well, that's a new way to say "Go Fuck Yourself."

Though then again, Wade's the only one with the audacity to reply "Okay, I will!", and go through with it.

Base +6, Bud_1911 +7, Dragzos +6, cochrane +23, fappyqaz +6, ghostvortex100 +5, godoftimes +6, iamhere23 +14

Since he's pan I was hoping he'd move on to guys, but what happened instead was amazing! 10/10!

Base +3, iamhere23 +14, Bomb Square +7, SignoreWaltz +6

Small question:

Shouldn't this have the rape tag? Even if we assume every single female character (and later male) is fine with getting fucked by some random dick from across the world (Which is highly debatable given how, like, Felicia, while seemingly into it AND literally being there to be dicked down, definitely wasn't expected Deadpool to fuck her for one thing), Deadpool specifically states that he's getting raped by Gwenpool in the text, a clear reference to the Tracy Scops "bangajet" comic with the mind controlling villains fucking heroines and claiming it's dub-con only to end with, again, Black Cat, canonical rape survivor, killing them instead because there is no such thing as dub-con, it's either rape or consent and shit.

Base +5, SignoreWaltz +6, TobiasL -7, iamhere23 +14

死侍好评！哈哈哈！

Base +8, iamhere23 +14