Here's an actual English translation that won't give you a fucking stroke trying to read it:
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YOU GOT A HIDDEN TALENT BRO 🔥🔥 KEEP THAT SHIT HIDDEN ‼️‼️

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Why would you upload a shit translation when a good one already exists? Like, I get doing it if there isn't anything but literally the last upload under this artist's tag before this one is the good English translation.

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