And here it is, my third translation. I feel conflicted about seeing both my favorite and most hated champion in a single doujin. Regardless, Scofa makes it all enjoyable. The man is a wizard.
I apologize that Mundo's Warmogs Armor will take longer to translate since the weekend is now over. Regardless, I will get to it.

tldr: Enjoy reading.

This needs alternative ending where teemo dies in the end.

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Teemo looks like a JoJo villain in this doujin, holy crap.

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that teemo looks like if he is on stereoids, better nerf irelia

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Hey Sinon, would you consider continuing to translate even after you're done with scofa's works? This is superb work, the community needs more translators like you. Thought about starting or joining a group?

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@marinaway: It'd be even worse if the author used Taric

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Sinon you are awesome. Thanks for the translations.

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Why is "Kennen" written on Teemo's balls...

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God that Taric when Ezreal was complaining about top! Hilarious!

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I LOVE YOU FOR TRANSLATING THIS, FULL HOMO.

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If this is a Dream, I no longer want to wake up. Thanks for the translation

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What have you done scofa?!

I can't stop reading and liking your LoL stuff... ;_;

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I love how Scofa is one of the best (if not the absolute best) League doujin artists, in both his art and witty story. Huge props to the translators for doing a fantastic job with the jokes!

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I think I know why Riot changed Poppy's art now. They probably got traumatized after fapping to Scofa's stuff since he keeps inserting her at the end.

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