Been over 2.5 years so I'm a bit rusty. Sorry for any errors and hope you all enjoy! This doujin is set 10 years after the end of Oreimo, a bittersweet "what if" story.

Didn't realize until I was halfway through, but the Chinese chapters have slightly different art and less censoring. Didn't have the time to scanlate those chapters but if someone does feel free to use our script.

http://lazysummerscans.blogspot.com/2017/05/life-consultation-after-10-years.html?zx=12dec3f9dc3768ca

Well this is quite the pleasant surprise. Good work on the translation.

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Manly crying.jpg

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Mum's still a babe

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I JUST "read" the raw of this YESTERDAY

daaamn

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Oreimo from Vertigo

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Wait? Why didn't he marry Kuroneko? She even fantasized about the three of them living together after all....

And we never know anything about the guy Kirino got married to.......and why did she tell everyone...did she get dumber as she grew up?

And most of all, why couldn't this bloody author have given this a happy ending? I loathe depressing endings, the worlds depressing enough as it is without me getting a dose of it from the hentai manga I read.

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Too much feels to fap.

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It started out fucking great but now Im depressed

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STILL WORST GIRL

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I am not crying

I AM NOT...

FUCK.

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>Kuroneko
>Chuuni character
>The only one successfully able to be a functional adult
Best girl won after all.

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So let me get this straight:
After 10 years of almost constant misery and loneliness, Kirino comes home in order to acquire the only thing that will make her truly happy only to sacrifice her potential happiness for the benefit of the person who essentially kicked off that 10 year period of misery for her?

. . . . This woman is a fucking hero.

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Too bad we never saw what happened to Ayase in the story

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me neva think the generic incest story can get this deep

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It's just raining, that's all....Just raining.

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man dat saori at the end

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How long have i been waiting for this? Thanks for the translation¡¡¡¡¡ 5/5

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Oh, it's a nice what-if doujin of Oreimo, nice start-

>149 pages

WHAT

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I have an equal amount of contempt and love for this story. Really feel like the author went out of his way to make life difficult for the sake of angst.

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How do you even FAP to this?
How is it possible to make a doujinshi so good than you rather read than mastubate
Blows my mind.

Thanks for the Translation.
I will go and find something without feels and more hentai

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Where's the incest happy end? Why reality is intruding on fiction? Bad reality, bad!

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@Caixos => Because you want best girl to be in this mess ? No no, she doesn't deserve that.

*Now head to a kuroneko doujin*

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This story was way too good...I was hoping a happier ending...but I didn't think it was that sad....I mean in a way, Kirino "fixed" their marriage and she didn't spend her life with a guy she didn't love....not to mention, it seems she is getting a kid on her own (and I like to think that Kuroneko is going to help her) so yeah...not the best ending, but not that bad either. Also....damn Kirino is so hot, still one of my favorite H characters ever.

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First time a doujinshi made me care about characters more than the original story. To be fair, though, I've stalled the anime at somewhere around the 5th episode, so I haven't actually watched/read the whole story. But that's still more time to make me care about the characters than a less than 140 pages long manga.

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Page 48. HIS FACE!

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Also, leave it to Kirino to marry a guy that would sucker punch someone.

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This reminds me of the equally depressing 200 day war doujin.

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Worst girl got cucked after 10 years, AYYYYY ALAMO

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I like that JK pussy

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>feel
>fap
pick one

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I thought this was never get translated with the length of it. Great work klamba thanks for letting us understand everything.
It's quite rare to see doujins that not only include great sex, but also a heavy and believable plot. The group must have really put their all into it.

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This is what happen if these kind of anime happen in our Real Life. So many drama

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Not that the source martial set a high bar narratively, but this is indeed better than the source material.

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When hentai give you feels

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I read the chinese translation and it seems like the page where kirinos husband beats up kyosuke might have been translated wrong.

Instead it should say something like "I'm glad there exists another man who would get angry for your sake" referring to their dad as the first man who did so.

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Awesome, awesome, awesome, I'm really to finally see this one translated, really thank you very much, now I really want to see more OreImo material by this author.

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As a story trying to work by IRL rules, it was doomed to have a downer for an ending, which is a shame because I would've loved to see Kyousuke and Kirino together.

Also, Manami is disgusting. That she got the good ending makes everything even more bitter than it already is.

Still a good read, but very heavy on the feels.

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@Caixos: My thoughts exactly about Kuroneko! Ruri is the best girl in the series that would result in the ultimate incest ending that the whole series has it's theme on. There would have been a happy ending had Kyousuke married Ruri, because it's even canon that Ruri loves both Kyousuke and Kirino and wants them both to be happy. Ruri even mentions in the main story that her fantasy or dream is for all three of them living together and happily eating together. She even mentions to Ayase that she would be the best girlfriend or wife to Kyousuke, because not only can she accept him cheating on her with Kirino, but even welcomes them having an incestual relationship or even have sex so long as all three of them live happily together, which means that Kyousuke marries Ruri and Kirino lives with them. Ruri is the ultimate girl that can achieve the best ending for the series. Instead the author of the main story and the author of this doujin went crazy and go through the dramatic shit ending. The series is supposed to be a romantic comedy, but instead it went into a typical shitty melodrama.

Now im going to look for that doujin where Kirino and Ruri ends up marrying Kyousuke and lived happily together.

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Jesus that escalated quickly

and even in this Kuroneko is still best girl

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I crid this tim ;-; I just wanted everyone to be happy

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@tremain it wasn't a Chinese "translation" IIRC, the original was Chinese.

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Why can't we have a realistic, yet happy incest ending? Waaah. I hate it so much...

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@MadDan because a realistic incest ending isn't a happy incest ending unless we're talking Crusader Kings.

Kirino being a literal whore for a while was a weird melodramatic hook to use, and it seemed to exist only to justify the last sex scene. Good thing that scene was the hottest part of the doujin.

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I think the worst of it is Kirino basically lived in a ShindoL doujin in those 10 years. That's pretty fucking sad if you think about it.

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this story is very nice i'm can't stop read this FeelsSadMan Q_Q

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Too out of character,and very edgy
Hoshikuzu Namida is better

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有没有中文的

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Imagine that people had been honest in this story. The wife can't satisfy her husband because he's not honest about what he wants.
That's not the only problem with honesty here, but letting your partner know what you want is a bare minimum. If you cant trust them to at least hear it, your relationship is weak.

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Probably the most interesting doujin I read so far. Didn't expect anyone would ever actually put this much thought into a trashy romcom.

@AtotehZ People tend to get fucked over because of their own doing. It's more believable that the situation goes to shit because people are uncomfortable with the truth.

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This is basically the question; "To fap or not to fap" on repeat the entire time. Time to find something fappable and stash this in my story favorites...

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