PRTOECC EARTH-CHAN AT ALL COSTS. FUCK PLUTO-CHAN.

If you're wondering what in the fuck this is, here:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/earth-chan
https://www.reddit.com/r/Earthchan/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Planetchan/

All art by: https://www.shadbase.com

Not even Captain Planet can protect Earth-chan.

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p3

So, how many people do we need to kill to get Pluto-chan re-instated as a planet?

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I know shadman is a straight up edgelord that makes some great porn, but pg 3 man.... you dont make a kid cry like that........

also I'm surprised he's been doing this series for as long as he has, he kind of gave up on the overwatch shit within a couple of days.

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Ideas for other planet-chans:
Mercury: Chibi tsundere. Venus: Beautiful but hot-tempered, admired by her inner-planet sisters. Moon: Clingy imouto type. Mars: Shortstack with the biggest boobs and ass (because Mars has the biggest mountains and valleys)

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Poor Pluto. It's not your fault.

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Not even god is safe from shadman.

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This is hilarious!

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Would have been 10 times better if Earth-chan was actually [flat] chested.

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I don't know what but p3 just sparked something inside of me. Idk what itbis but I intend to find out.

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I want to punch whoever made Pluto cry

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I want to fuck big bang!

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@blackout4465 that would be the fine gentlemen at the International Astronomical Union
Punch 'em hard

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No, see the trick is to do this to Pluto when she's a teenager. That way she's gotten used to being a planet, and THEN you take it away from her.

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p3 - I feel sad. :c

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>Shadman

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Sailor Pluto fans still on suicide watch.

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That last one... I hope this continues... (shit all of them was worth a chuckle, especially the creationist part with Earth's mom (the universe as a chick?)) I can only imagine what Jupiter would be like.

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;_; You're a planet to me Pluto-chan, please don't cry.

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p3 hit right in the feels.

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Reminds me of Holst's Suite, The Planets.

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>The earth is not flat
Missed oportunity there.

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Back in the day Earth-Chan used to abuse her Human Dad with cold, diseases and predators.

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@blackout4465
Protip: all religion is a lie fed to people to keep them mindless sheep and to prevent them from questioning the people trying to control them. There is no magical bearded man in the sky watching you masturbate, cows are not holy, there is no nirvana. Better to accept it now and get on with your life than continue living in fear for the next 6 decades.

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Well, if you feel bad for pluto-chan, just consider this. She may not be allowed to play with the other, bigger planets... but as a dwarf-planet, chances are Ceres-chan, makemake-chan, Eris-chan and Haumea-chan will cheer her up, mend her ball and play with her.

Good luck getting Shad to draw that kind of fluffy feel-goodery though...

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I'm disappointed by the 4th image, that swastika is the wrong way round...

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In recent news, china is attempting to explore the darkside of the moon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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After seeing some of the things out there, on this site, i surprised by most ppls response to 3

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Earth-chan's mom has got it going on.

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in the image 2 is that the lotus?

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These are shockingly clever.

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oh my god shadman is onto something, also the nazi conspiration in the dark side of the moon is real af

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I just wanna give pluto a hug and there is a heart shape on her planet which is adorable

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Ravioli Ravioli! Don't lewd the Earth-Loli!

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Damn my friends. Thanks.

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