He sold ¥20k worth of pot online, topkek

Also. What would you lot do with 3 genie wishes? I’d go for the shitload of money like they did [and invest the shit out of it so I wouldn’t go broke], Ranma Saotome’s ability to change between genders with a splash of cold/hot water, and to stop ageing so that I could only ever die from injury or illness.

Base +5, silv1 +6, liberius +6, Toutspectre +6, jfragrettel +8, IMNC +6, somercet +7, Inevitable +7, blackburn93 -8, Psychotic Pastry +6, 3is +5

Save scumming, the unrestricted ability to change anything about myself, and the ability to move between worlds.

Base +7, Firegem +5, lilmagi +6, Soldier A +6, Adeen Dragon +5, jfragrettel +8, UnknowDestroyer +19, masterzelda123 +6, IMNC -6, George642 +9, Pokepower246 +6, Inevitable +7, Dorseen +7

>Show me your UNCENSORED idol pussy
>yeah, that's gonna be a problem mate

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Imagine if the genie just turn the girls into a boy idol group.

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Truthfully I would wish for money and the power to shape shift ,final wish maybe save for worse case scenarios

Base +7, Azura Meta +6, jfragrettel +8

"show me your uncensored idol pussy"

But it's still fully censored!

Base +6, Azura Meta +6, kuro-zeta +9, Draw99Gray +17, jfragrettel +8, UnknowDestroyer +19, IMNC +6, aliasname +6, Montaj +6, BonoBono08 +6, Kekrom +5, King0Mik +5, George642 +9, and 4 more...

I would wish the drama back - the comment section of the tsf no f manga became pretty tame and boring...

Base +12, jfragrettel +8, ThePlayerbeta +7, Pokepower246 +6

I'd wish for infinite resources, monetary and otherwise.
Immortality with the condition that I can harm, and even kill, myself.
And the ability to turn back time and place save states in any timeline I create, like save-scumming a videogame in real life.

After all, what is a pervert to a god?

Base +2, jfragrettel +8, Bigslam1993 +8, Metamorphisis +9

That's a weak ass genie. Either that or he lied about not doing the wish like the guy wanted.

Base +5, jfragrettel +8, King0Mik +5, Psychotic Pastry +6

Enough money I never need to work again and can live off the interest, magical powers and for my family to live long happy lives in good health.

Base +6, jfragrettel +8, Cruuusader +6, Bigslam1993 +8

sylvr, never wish for "infinite" anything physical, that's how you cause the end of the world real fast.
Not sure what my wishes would be, but one would be "become a cute girl"

Base +7, Toutspectre +6, jfragrettel +8, Konola +7, Bigslam1993 +8, bob620 +2

I just love how these comics of his have the guys become horny ideal girls for the other guy all the time. Both body and mind. Why I keep coming back to this guy.

Also, why do people keep thinking it's 3 wishes only? That's a Disney thing. You get an infinite amount of wishes, but storytelling wise, it would be dull to put no limitations on such a device.

Base +6, Toutspectre +6, jfragrettel +8, Bigslam1993 +8

>I wish all girls want to have sex with me
>My idiot brother accidentally into a girl
>Guess I'll choose him, out of all the girls in the world, to have sex with
...ok then

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I really only have one wish - a pocket dimension I can enter with a thought, where time is stopped and I can control it to any extent, including copying-pasting things from real life. Like being a god, but only when I want to be to avoid existential crises about my relationship with reality.

Infinite knowledge, infinite fun - I could even create a whole world and make myself forget about the real world, if I so chose.

My first wish would involve making sure I get exactly what I wanted, to avoid shenanigans. My third wish would probably be for 'the human race to achieve something grand on an universal scale'. I mean, no matter my abilities, I'd be embarrassed if the human race wiped itself out.

Last edited on 05 September 2018, 08:57 UTC.

Base +6, Konola +7

First wish, is for a fully self improving artificial general intelligence that is loyal to me and cares for the entire human race.
From there, the other two wishes can be extrapolated, but really with just the AGI we should be able to bootstrap ourselves up.

It's selfish and silly to wish for money, considering you have access to potent magic. There's thousands of wishes you can make that could be more useful. Like, everyone gets wolverine healing powers that can be turned on or off at will. Or everyone can get access to a fully furnished flat full of all modern conveniences and stocked with food that replenishes itself in another dimension and can access it through rubbing their nose.

"Make my bank account bigger" is frankly wasteful.

Base +7, Konola +7, Dorseen +7

NotSwordfish easy. Begin by getting a lawyer & think-tank to work out the wording and specifics of the wishes.
First that if my wishes backfire or dissatisfy me at all that I can send the genie to suffer and be infinitly tormented for all eternity (incentive to not fuck around with me...).
Second the Phenominal Cosmic Powers ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfTfXLLJlzM ) of a genie, but as an already free genie.
Third if all goes to plan set the genie free with the first and second wish still withstanding.
If all doesn't go to plan, Third reset time to before I made my first wish with all memories intact and all wishes reset (technically not wishing for more, just the same ones over again).

Jafar had it right, using a loophole to get around "no wishing for more wishes", he just screwed up on the not being free part.

Last edited on 30 April 2018, 14:29 UTC.

Base +11, Konola +7

Poor original idol girl died.

Base +6, Geosage -10, Medbh -5

@Boshi no, the idol group only have 5 members at first. He become the 6th member

Base +6, lilmagi +6, Konola +7, Inevitable +7

The brunette-haired bro wished for all girls to want to have sex with him when they look at him, and so the protag can't resist fucking him after being turned into a girl. This deserves a mind control tag.

The raw version got that tag for this exact reason, so...

Base +8, lilmagi +6, Konola +7

My first wish would be :

Make this world a huge videogame with me as the GM.
(so I would get full powers over the world as it has become.)

And if some options in the parameters of the 'game' are still unavailable, then I'll use my 2 remaining wishes to correct that...

Base +6