I want to fuck my guns.

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"I'm lactating from feeling so good!"

Goddamn, Commander and his titanium dick. How does he do it?!

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To anyone wondering what the fuck was that Pusheen-Squirtle thing and why it was crying...

That's the avatar of Suisai, the artist and designer of FAL and 5-7 (and the Browning BAR).

He got memed the fuck on for ranting about being single when his fellow artists were finding love. MICA Team ran like Sanic getting chilli dogs with it.

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Suisai's daughter id getting action and yet he's still the single dog. Sadderinon

Base +6, Lostalgia +8, tgsos +8

Am I missing something or does Five-seveN keep getting referred to as "FEL" here?

Base +6, Mugen no Saga +7, Lostalgia +8

fucking other girl when you have two yandere girlfriends on the day of their anniversary
wow, this man has ball of steel

RAW:/g/1231210/b39ab1bdfb/

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@AssaultEagle "FEL" is the name of FAl's ferret pet in the game. And because 5-7 turns into a ferret during Aprils Fool, some consider her the pet ferret.

Base +5, Lostalgia +8, Cercospora +8

@Never_more1998 Alright, thanks for the clarification. I just started with the NA launch so I'm learning all this as I go.

The lack of G36 sisters content upsets me.

Base +6

Can't wait until the day we can see common household objects listed under characters.

Base +6, Miko Neko +7

@Larequirem Not only two yandere wives, but two yandere wives who are also absolute masters of their associated firearms and or may not have multiple bodies wielding multiple copies of said firearm.. At a certain point, you have to wonder if the man has a death wish, and this is that point.

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Prequel: /g/1239300/9be5e2fb3f/

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