Edit: Fixed a typo on page 3, changed half-brother to stepbrother on page 2, and combined the spread on page 22

TL/ED: sneikkimies

Getting some Menea the Dog vibes from reading this, which explains why I am laughing more than fapping (though Gesundheit is also gold tier for lulz as well anyway).

"Just a little longer and he would've caught me..." No he definitely did but lucky for you he's just as perverted as you.

Thanks for the TL and ED sneikkimies. Now take some rest so you don't hurt yourself more.

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[her brain logging out]

shit.... arghhh someone help......my stomach.... so hurt.

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Gesundheit's one of those artists who I never have to worry about making something that's sub-par-- every story somehow manages to be crazy and funny and unique in such a way that I usually just start reading it for the plot a couple pages in. Always great to see more of his stuff translated. Thanks Sneik!

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Whatever it is, we need to legalize it.

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Oh, so that's how Made in Heaven works.

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gimme some of whatever the fuck gesundheit is smoking cause this is entertaining as fuck and i want to live in that world too

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Real problem of Gesundheit's works is that you end up laughing your a** off than fapping lollol.

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Warm and soft eye masks are one hell of a drug kids.

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Parental approval needs its own tag.

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UNIVERSE!!!!!

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I'm not sure how they got to space and or how the earth was destroyed but I like it.

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Page 11: I fucking know that smile. Niichan is the main male in Sadistic Beauty.

Also: The Prophecy is True.

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Gesundheit is a master at excellent balance of story and art
Akira reference?
Welp off to buy some warm and soft eyemasks...

Last edited on 09 October 2018, 04:28 UTC.

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Non blood related half brother? How does that work?

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>there are people that read this who are unable to laugh and fap at the same time
Pathetic.

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Mom got priorities straight

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I could only hear the windows xp logoff sound when she said that.

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Also gives Nakani vibes

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What are warm and soft eyemasks?

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I thought I did a good job holding it in...

Then the last page hit me.

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Read in Optimus Primes voice: In this Vast Universe....

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You will see the Tears of Time.

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Is this a Requiem ability?

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Well... we can say it was an Earth shattering experience no?

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2018: A Space Odyssey

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Is... That Tina Belcher..?

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That fucking windows log out sound, my sides

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I want what Gesundheit is smoking. That must be some quality stuff.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ..... piggybacking on Megaton's comment, only way this could have been funnier is if Menea The Dog had done this story.

From Page 17 to 23 - engage 'Also Sprach Zarathudtra' music (original classical version works fine).

APPROVED!

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Gurren Lagan type sex

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>page 14
>ceiling ninja watching you fap

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Is that Hideo Kageyama aka "Mob"?

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Her fucking faces

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Why does Gesundheit make porn?
I genuinely want to know.

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i came here to fap not to laugh. lol

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My step brother who is not related to me by blood without any genetic similarity that I got from our parents remarrying to other people, neither of which was their original spouse that was one of our parents that birthed us, so that other than law and roof there is not connection between us and not even a roof sometimes or law unless you consider medical issues (from unrelated sources because there can be no medical issues at play here) or inheritance (and I'm not sure about that one because I don't study law but certainly have a firm grasp of genetics and the lack inbreeding taking place here) and he's also hot and right here and my age and ohmygawdi'mcummingawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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Call an ambulance I can't brea

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I'm laughing too much to jerk it. Holy fuck, she's crazy.

I'll never be able to look at space travel the same way again.

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Wait.... Hahahaha ban that's what you get angry about not that your two children had sex.... Hahaha.

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im in love with this artist

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Hahaha..that mother caught me off guard.

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Gesundheit is top tier. End of story.

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@Yefta fuck you, I can't unhear it!

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just posting to say thank you @sneikkimies. Gesundheit is one of, if not my singular favorite artist and writer and your name is connected to quite a number of the english ones, so thanks for taking the time and effort to make more of it readable to me

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That last page is funny as hell. Semen erywhere. Couch basted, carpeted floor is soaked, and the siblings are orgasm intoxicated sprawled out. Must be how the ugly mom gets laid from her husband thats why she is pissed the used her mask.

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When the Earth exploded I heard Captain Planet's voice, "with our powers combined..."

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Get you a man that takes you to space.

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