@eric 1 Modern witch shot escaping bat, who bit the guy because he's a wild bat. Somehow that bat's bite turned the guy into a succubus, and by having sex with his/her wife, turned the wife into a succubus as well.
Posted on 11 January 2019, 02:09 UTC by: MagicalJuko
Score +6
You gain the ability to speak and THOSE are the first words from your mouth? Why not, "Look, granma, I have thumbs!" or "Gee, thanks for the clothes!" So rude.