Lady used Taunt!
Dante is (Devil) Triggered!

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Fred Perry giving us Devil May Cry? JACKPOT!!!

PS. Not Fred Perry. This was done by PandoraRaptor. Art-styles are insanely similar.

Last edited on 03 April 2019, 07:03 UTC.

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Unrealistic, Dante don't eat out unless it's PIZZA

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This was done by Zombie Raptor. The Twiiter handle(https://twitter.com/PandoraRaptor) is on the first page. It looks a lot like Fred's stuff, but it isn't.

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The time has come and so have i

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this is fake dante doesn't know what sex is

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Lady teaching Dante what sex is, now I am feeling motivated!

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Oh shit. This wasn't made by Fred Perry but from PandoraRaptor. It says so even at the bottom right corner of the first page.

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Gotta let it out. Gotta let it out.

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>no style ratings
I can't fap to this

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Don't look at Lady. She's not worth your time. Look into my eyes. Titties are temporary, MOTIVATION is forever.

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>dante actually having sex
0/10 he's a permavirgin my immersion is lost

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false, dante doesn't know what sex is

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OK, I have another problem with this. Dante not knowing sex (besides his obvious jokes, lol) or lack of Smokin' Sexy Style (which would be priceless here) and some lines from the games is fine, but The Devil Sword Sparda. I assume by teh date of the upload, that this was done somewhere shortly before it was uploaded, so after DMC 5 came out, right? I assume those gathered here know, more or less, what happens in the game... With Sparda. Unless he can reverse what happened to the sword, or it's a replica.
I'm obviously trollingly picky and not serious about that, that won't let me ruin my fun reading this. Altough I would give my money to see what happens after the "and then they fucked some more" ending. Fucking with DT Dante can be overwhelming I imagine.

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>Implying Dante has sex

Also, Dante wasn't impaled at any point in the story. I feel cheated.

What ho? Do my eyes decieve me, or did I actually find a page tagged with DILF where that isn't a horrible, horrendous lie?

Last edited on 16 May 2019, 19:51 UTC.

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