This is a half machine translated half me translating.
This one was really hard to clean up...and I'll probably never attempt to do this ever again. And yes, the plot is as nonsensical as usual, just go with the flow people.
Do tell me if there are any errors to fix!

RAW: /g/1197044/7f17c545e1/

Aleliuha! finally a Houseki no kuni portraying the pseudo petanko -Girls- i wished to see since long ago!

All the Jewels are as beautiful as their gems here... but the best part: Borz in bunny suit... i have been waiting long to see that in a doujinshi.

The sex action goes along with the slender bodies and the femenine forms (specially in the hips).

Gorgeous! Thanks a lot NSFWSB.

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Turns out the “I’m immortal” line was a lie, our hero died of mercury poisoning about a week after fucking Cinnabar

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Would just like to mention in case people don't know, gems have no gender, so it's okay to love them. Like a good boi once said about FGO's Enkidu: "It ain't gay, if it's clay"

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HEY HEY REMEMBER WHEN HOUSEKI NO KUNI WAS A LIGHT HEARTED SERIES ABOUT A CUTE PHOS AND HER MISADVENTURES

I miss Cute innocent Phos
Thanks for the translation! I hope more Houseki doujins get upload soon

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艹石头？？？

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不得不说这本英文确实是好久才出，确实是多多感谢国内汉化组还有各位翻译者了（

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do not lewd the gems

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*pillar men theme*

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page 5
"welcome to immortal pantheon, how immortal are you ?"

how immortal I am ?
I stick my dick into a fleshlight made of PURE MERCURY

"right this way, sir"

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@Triforce777
adamant the hero? I think not! :P (pretty sure this doujin has adamant sensei as our faceless dick though)
that said I think it was covered in either the manga that cinnabar wasn't able to (easily) corrode adamant... though it has been a long while since I've read the early parts of the series. >_>

also food for thought, if adamant is unable to touch cinnabar how did he sculpt her? I don't remember seeing any glass work or plastics so I doubt he used any sort of special gloves or full body suit. ;)

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Time to rub some rocks!

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i tought they were traps by the cover but they're actually flat-chested girls...
d-did i get reverse-traped?

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GAAAHHHHH
I was literally about to finish my own translation of this today (https://i.imgur.com/hmDAgL4.png) after doing a rush job of half of it nearly 5 months ago (https://imgur.com/a/Eamf3gP) and deciding that this week of all the time between now and then would be a good time to redo and finish it off, but it seems my procrastination has finally bitten me in the ass.

My one solace is that this doujin still got a great translation in the end, so kudos @NSFWSB. Can also agree in that the hair in particular was an absolute pain to clean (goddamn color gradients grrr).

My next project's something that hasn't been touched in over 2 years, so here's hoping that I'm not quite as unfortunate.

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@Lewd Lynx lol sorry man, I guess you can say great minds think alike LUL.
I am working on FGO doujins right now so we'll probably won't clash again haha.

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Phos deserves to be treated with care.

But knowing their luck, they’d get guro doujins. Just like in the manga!

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