p6 I had sex with my best childhood friend p8 I still keep up my habit of coming here p10 we'll have to do long distance right? p12 6 months ago / Weren't we both embarrassed? p18 You're pushing against me so softly p18 I learned this technique from a stud at school p25 There's also something very wrong with the afterword.
If you're going to try and outdo someone else, the very least you can do is not swap the murdered translation with a murdered typesetting job.