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Again, some drop in color quality from whatever settings it's saved at, but some details are more clear.

It really says a lot about Fred Perry that, even as porn-universe as this is, the characters still read enough like who they're supposed to be that I can read their dialogue in their respective voices.

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I mean, personally I read this all in their T4S Abridged Series voices, but I'm pretty sure Fred had them in mind writing this.

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@danime91 given the "Bitches love cannons" reference, I'd say that's obvious.

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I can't hear this in anything BUT the abridged voices

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So this started out as a pretty fair and straightforward Hellsing fanfic.

But then we get to page 7 or 9 and suddenly we're in Abridged, and it gets even better.

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Every word I read in the abridged voices, this is the best 18+ fancomic I have read in my life as I can't stop laughing and the art is damn good.

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you know I would't be surprised if Integra bust out some kind of holy water spray just for this 1 occasion.

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nevermind....

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Is this another one of Alukard's "#lifehacks"?

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Remember that EVERY MAN in Hellsing either fears or hates Alucard, while all the women love him (the ones that live anyway).

We are starting to see why. The demon has it all and the jealousy just burns like holy water.

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Poor Integra. At the end of the Hellsing series, she's still a virgin. Guess that means she doesn't join in :)

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He is the Crimson Fucker.

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She finally says the line! Page12

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That look on Integra's face on Page 12...

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"The hot new rage, sweeping the nation: Bitches love cannons"

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Boomstick would be so proud

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No wonder Alucard wants to plow that virgin soil! I'm thinkin about growin some flowers myself! Haha!

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My only thing with this comic is... wtf is the shape of alucards dick. It looks just weird as fuck lol. Other than that it's great

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@cody1o3 Draculapenis

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I broke a girls bed once...jumping on it.

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Integra had an iron will to turn down Alucard's offer. Unfortunately for her an iron will meant she couldn't get the iron dick.

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I honestly can't tell where canon begins and abridged ends! Awesome either way!

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Nothing against this work in particular, but the one thing that always irritates me about Hellsing fanart and doujins in general is that not one of them acknowledges that Seras and Integra are virgins.

It's canon. Both characters confirmed it. Hell, Seras herself in the first chapter. Hell, it's a fucking prerequisite to becoming a vampire.

That detail was basically gift-wrapped for artists and doujin authors to exploit. Why does no one acknowledge it?

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