Not a rewrite/translation so much as newly written text. Once again, this is a very old file, so my writing style is very wordy and undeveloped; I've included two versions of the text, one is much longer and the other was pared down. Let me know of any typos and I will maybe possibly get around to fixing those. Included some additional bonus images from the artist's pixiv featuring the cute elfy grill.

Long ver: 0-13

Short ver: 14-22

Original textless files are here if you wan to write your own stories, or fap without reading. /g/1144280/4e87dc95ba/