I've found it, the porn parody that would make me say "I wish i was Tom Nook".

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I feel like this is gonna end in one of them being killed.

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@justlookingforporn i hope not... but pg 8 is telling me otherwise ><

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You had my curiosity, now you have my attention!

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Page 8: ....Why did Megalovania start playing...? Oh no...

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"She never wouldn't do that."

I think you mean:
"She would never do that."

unless you mean she's so batshit crazy that she would always do that (the double negative 'never wouldn't = always would').

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Engrish is best!

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