https://twitter.com/maouwow

"Ha ha ha, you suck! I'm going to fuck you now."

How all great hentai usually begin.

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This writing is just glorious.

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A strangely normal cock for the koopa king...
Ah well. I need to lurk this one for all the future zingers.

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proportional cock and you would have a peach reverse birthing. that would hurt.

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Hey man.You're so fast

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She'll be fine. She's made for mushrooms.

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This is why I hate Bowser.

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It's a bit hard to read, because I like Bowser and I like him being a simp, but this is some straight up Men's Rights Activists stuff.

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Everything is okay, when it's in a threeway!

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Literally the last thing I expected from this was it to go full Jojo's on me, but it made it 1000% better.

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I’m calling it. This is just peach’s fetish, and we all know Mario is a massive cuck anyway.

Which is why Bowsers dialogue is so awkward. He’s trying to be ‘in character’, but he’s not very good at it.

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"IS THAT A..."

Yes, it is! STFU!

Saving that pic for future use!

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