I started out translating and typesetting this for my own benefit, and it went a little out of hand and now it's complete. Now I'm sharing it with you! Enjoy, perverts.

Support the artist:
https://www.dlsite.com/books/work/=/product_id/BJ499109.html

>I don't speak a word of Japanese.

Machine translation and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Well, at least there's still a bounty for an actual translation, I guess. /bounty.php?bid=23229

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On the one hand, machine translation is criminal. On the other hand, this was hot as fuck.

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>MTL
FUCK OFF.

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I swear to fucking god, this is top-tier futanari hentai. You bastards keep playing with my emotions when I see this pop up finally thinking we got English. Stop it! This deserves a PROPER translation, not a damn MTL.

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Can you fucking stop doing this please?

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@Local Oaf
I wanna preface this by saying your editing isn't half bad. Maybe consider joining translation groups? I have no idea why would you try to translate a language you don't understand at all, though.

Another caveat: I'm assuming you MTLd because your options are either that or painstakingly looking up every single kanji, kana, phrase and grammar rule and then... wait, that would be learning the language lol That being said, I've read and seen far, FAR worse, so I'm not gonna bitch that hard.

To idiots in the comments praising MTL:

While MTL doesn't do egregious rewrites all the time, it unfortunately still sucks. It will, without hesitation, completely omit parts it can't parse, fail to understand context (and JP is very contextual), it will forego characters voices, literary devices, confuse words and expressions, and just straight up break down if it doesn't understand the input at all.

MTL (and especially DeepL) has gotten pretty good at fooling people into thinking the output is accurate because it shits out grammatically accurate sentences. Grammatically accurate =/= accurate translation. If you like MTL, just know you're not actually reading an accurate translation, but made-up shit most of the times.

Examples (among many):

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/g/2265509/1a672ef81a/

MTL has uses, just not for creative writing and contextual languages like Japanese. Clear, simple, context-independent (or context-light), straightforward sentences can be MTLd with relative "accuracy" (but still require human editing). MTLing anything with creative and/or complex writing (like most doujin) is an exercise in futility, especially if you can't compare to the Japanese RAWs to fix it.

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MTL or not, this is a low resolution digital version while 2 hi-res paper scans are available.

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@CritiicalMass
Take a look at my galleries and everything I've been credited with on this site, Mr. No Uploads.

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How actually is the quality of this translation tho?

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Regardless of the whole MTL shebang, this didn't feel like the kind of low quality job that usually accompanies machine translations and I'm glad I didn't miss out on this amazing doujin entirely, thanks to Oaf, I'll support the artist and keep an eye out for their future works because this was such a nice package, I could read stories involving this setting for days.

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I agree with @Firehawk526. It's pretty decent. Instead of whining and crying over MTL, do it yourself if you can't handle this.
Someone spent their time and effort on translating it and these wastes of air are just complaining.
Otoh @Local Oaf good work on translation. I have been looking forward to someone translating this and it's good enough.

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