what?! um... ... what?!

my brain is failing to comprehend what i just read.

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I can't comprehend how people mix "your" and "you're". Especially native speakers...

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Wish my genitalia came with its own cape and wizard hat...

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The censoring just makes this even more confusing.

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this is not fapable...

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It's something to be proud of when you can take any portion of a work, sample it out of context, and have it be nowhere near as confusing as the whole. What's more, millions of years of evolution has lead to this, and it should be held up as an example of what human beings are capable of; a warning to other species, akin to eye spots or bright coloring.

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i liked it!

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the main question i have here is... why the the blazing hell is this censured?

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"Well well! You're asshole's free! I think you know what you've got coming!"

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Shit da fuck!?

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@Sir Garland
This reminds me of that cybersex chat with "I put on my robe and wizard hat. I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman."

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I assume it's censored since I remember seeing this sold on a Japanese site, and considering their hentai laws...

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5 FUCKING STARS!!!!

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