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[X] Put the Dick in Crazy
[_] Don't Put the Dick in Crazy

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That was a really good read.

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Her expression is damn hot

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Dem armpits. Favorited.

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that was so nice to read

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bitch be crazy, man
but at least she doesnt seem like the kind to go full axe murderer on his ass

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This was surprisingly good, just the right balance between creepy stalker and sweet vanilla "romance."

Also, the ending where she gymnastically flipped down from the floor above really entertained me for whatever reason. ;p

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As someone who has made the mistake of putting my dick in crazy, let me assure all of you poor deluded souls that you will not get a fairy tale ending. One day that Life Sucking Psychotic Bitch is going to be hammering every object she can find at the locked bathroom door that your behind. And then when the cops show up, presumably to arrest you for domestic violence, the bitch will become your best friend again and tell the police it was all a misunderstanding. Then, in one of the single intellectual high points of this relationship you will say the following words: "I HIT HER! I FUCKING HIT HER!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE ME TO JAIL!!!" Never mind that you are sobbing while desperately clutching at that giant black cop's pristine uniform, they've seen it before. And if your lucky they will take pity on you and for the first night in months you will sleep soundly knowing that at least behind these iron bars SHE can't get to you. You also realize that compared to the relationship you just took the emergency exit on, spooning with Bubba isn't so bad.

True Story.

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If I was stalked by such a hot and sexy girl, I won't mind.
In fact it will be my honor and pleasure.
PS: Thanks Red Vodka, checked your blog.
It seems like we have the same fetishes.

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Sure she doesnt seem like an axe murder, but she DOES seem like the kind that would forcibly explore your anus. She DID say she wanted to spy on EVERY part of you after all.

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Glad to see Inu still in the game. Reminds me the days of Hatsu Inu and Lucky Days.

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Take her to Detroit.

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Does this work for male stalkers as well?

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Sweater puppies? Yes please.

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Well, as the saying goes - stalking is love. <3

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@etothex

Always put the dick in crazy. Life is so much more interesting that way, though it usually ends up shorter. Eh probably just a coincidence.

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I-is his dick going through that sweater? 0.o

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The hell? Satsuki is't yandere. She just a stalker in love. Like Shizuku from "that's is a form of love too." Except that Satsuki don't make ahegao during sex.

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Could someone translate that little rune on first page?

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Last edited on 31 May 2018, 09:38 UTC.

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the sweaters are WHAT !? who is spreading this BS

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So what is the myth she's referencing about the dragon palace?

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He's delaying the inevitable...

He's giving in to her honest feelings!

Last edited on 23 December 2014, 13:55 UTC.

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the guy is an idiot for not accepting her

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Cute Yandere can work.

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Page 7 is a reference to this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spider%27s_Thread

tl;dr:
Bad guy dies and goes to hell.
Since bad guy once saved a spider, Buddha extends a single silk thread down from heaven to lift bad guy out of hell.
Bad guy grabs thread, starts to be lifted. Other damned grab thread too.
Bad guy goes "NO U".
Buddha: This is why you don't deserve nice things.
Thread breaks.

Moral: Spiders = Bros. Also, blah-blah "he who hoards his salvation shall lose it" blah "he who gives it way shall gain it".

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@bigdemon123 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urashima_Tarō "Urashima Tarō (浦島 太郎) is the protagonist of a Japanese otogi banashi (fairy tale) about a fisherman who rescues a turtle and is rewarded for this with a visit to the Ryūgū-jō (Dragon Palace) which lies beneath or beyond the sea. There he is entertained for what he believes are a few short days, but upon his return to his home village, he finds himself 300 years in the future." She's mixing the story up a bit (saying she was the spider he saved rather than a turtle), but in one version of the tale he marries the princess and lives with her for what he thinks is three years in the Dragon Palace before getting homesick and leaving only to find out it was in fact 300 years he had stayed.

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