Dragon Girl~

01 dragon ate you... game over
02 you are not dead and naked with a voluptuous woman.
I will think of this dragon girl every time I got defeated by a dragon.

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Hroz, I love you but you're getting kinda repetitive

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Lol, this one's pretty funny :D. Especially at the end, where the dragon explains that a cock that comes into contact with a dragon's blood will remain erect like forever. And then:

The hero: "It won't go down!? I won't be able to go out with it like this."
The dragon: "Darling♥"
The hero: (blush and silence) Yes.

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Gustave03; Fuck you who cares if it is repetitive. More adorably-sexy dragon girls is never a bad thing!

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To add to what DarkSpooky said:

Dragon: "It's said that bathing in dragon's blood makes one undying."
Guy: "Virgin blood counts?! ...And now my hardon is undying?!"

Drawing from the old legend of Sigfried, who - after defeating the dragon Fafnir and bathing in its blood - became completely invincible, except for one spot on his back where a leaf was stuck.

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