Koufu (http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1353163) is a Japanese artist who isn't particularly good at drawing, nor at writing. But his passion for ridiculously huge dicks and even more ridiculous ejaculations seems unparallelled, and I have never seen the kind of stories he has written elsewhere. They are quite over the top and entertaining, so I am translating them.

muffinfucker: the art is not great, and the story isn't written especially skillfully (even Koufu admits this). The mere fantasy of a girl growing this big and having these kinds of effects to her surroundings is somehow a turn-on for me. Also, it's just funny.
...But hey, we're all deviants on E-H anyway. What's it really matter. :)

Last edited on 20 September 2014, 21:09 UTC.

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Koufu's absurdity totally makes up for his meh drawing skill.

@Muffinfucker: It's someone's fetish.

Besides, whether people fap/schlick to it is irrelevant. The purpose is to entertain, masturbation is an entertaining diversion. Even if you don't share the fetish, the absurdity of it is entertaining, which is more than I can say of a lot of stuff out there that my not hit my fetishes.

Last edited on 19 September 2014, 04:53 UTC.

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You ever ejaculated so hard that it blew trees out of the ground?

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@Markus2
They've blown away ceilings before, so why not trees?

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Do people even fap/shlick to this??

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"Dammit Makoto, we don't have time to dick around!"

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Why is this tagged futanari when all I see is a bunch of floating dic-
"clicks on image"
Oh.

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OH MY DIVINITY YAY!!! I actually asked about this one and, maybe Koufu heard? He's the best..Y-Y Koufu we love you.

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I can't believe someone actually took the time to translate this

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You better believe it. :p
Xeiro: I'm the one who translated, Koufu is the original artist.

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