The Golden Dildo of Midas.....

A) So, what? King Midas somehow died while fully erect, somehow his dick turned to gold during his death, it was broken off and turned into a treasure to covet? What did he do, die masturbating? And apparently, King Midas had some length and girth on him
B) Miss Fortune finds this after finding a solid gold female statue in the throes of an orgasm, and figures nothing's wrong. After all, what could happen?
C) Ahri comes along and figures the same thing won't happen to her?

Is there anything in this that just doesn't scream WTF?

Other than that, a little short, but pretty good.

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Are all of they dead?

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Nah, they will respawn in few minutes :P

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I kind of want to see if this goes on and continues some of the other girls, like Sona trying it out of curiosity.

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Get the dildo to blow it's load and dry the cum to dust for zhonya's hourglass

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Plot twist, the "dildo" is Zilean's dick
So the best character is getting blown and no one except him knows

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